Infinite Realities • Finite Credibility
"We thought 2016 was the first time, but apparently temporal mechanics don't work that way," says confused physicist. Timeline experts suggest we're in the "weird timeline" that Rick always warns about. Democracy still checking its pulse.
"This isn't supposed to happen here," says man wearing shorts in January blizzard. Floridians demand to speak to reality's manager.
Diplomatic tensions rise as one nation wants frozen real estate, another wants to keep it. Ice remains unchanged, unbothered.
South Korea celebrates $173B in semiconductor exports. Skynet reportedly "taking notes."
"It's almost like there's a pattern here," notes economist before being escorted out of room by security.
International law experts confused. Switzerland freezes assets. Everyone asking "wait, we can just do that?"
Financial experts celebrate another currency conversion that will confuse tourists. Old Bulgarian lev immediately becomes valuable collectible on eBay.
34-year-old democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani makes history. MTA delays remain timeless. Rats issue statement of continued support.